It’s Jeff Foxworthy, it’s from some of his early stuff before he became famous called “Truckstop Comedy”. You used to only be able to find these in cassette tapes at big truckstops.
PIGS & REDNECKS—What’s the difference between a redneck and a pig? There are many differences. A pig is a farm animal and a redneck is a Human Being. Rednecks wear clothes; pigs do not. Pigs are butchered and eaten; rednecks are not. There are dozens of other differences too such as the ability to: read, attend school, smoke cigarettes, use flatware, collect stamps, drive automobiles, etc.
“In Tennessee there is no distinction between bars and restaurants.” This actually was a huge problem for bars, there’s a real problem in Tennessee where politicians bring their pastors with em when they write the laws… or process liquor licenses for that matter. I think recently this has been fixed though… about ten years too late.
@mannymmv Learn the law before you bash it or you’re the one coming off like an idiot. ANY permit holder knows it’s STILL illegal (permit or not) to carry a gun when they are drinking. So the drunk permit holder walking into a bar scenario… not gonna happen. That’s drilled into your head when you take the class to get the permit. The people WITHOUT a permit are the ones you have to worry about.. and the reason *I* have a permit.
The thought of some fucking idiot drunk in a bar with a gun just because he has a permit,…Is beyond idiotic bordering on retarded thinking. Yea that person can be an outstanding upright moral person when he’s sober, BUT he can be a beligerant, stupid, mean Drunk when he’s under the influence of alcohol!!!!! And you want to make it ok for him to carry a gun in a BAR??? Why dont we just give grenades to monkees and put them in a Daycare Center full of kids,…Its just about the same thing.
i carry a gun legally in fl. and i go out for the day on my motorcycle, if i stop in a bar for a beer or a bite to eat, i should be able to legally carry, anywhere, any time. unfortunately in fl. your not allowed. im not talking about getting falling down drunk, just being social. i can carry at a picnic where everybody is getting wasted, but not in a bar. i dont think its balanced, im trained and certified and qualified to safely carry a weapon, it should be at my discretion.
Actually there are legal differences between bars and restaurants!Restaurants can only have a certain percentage of their sales in alcohol! Which is why you see some restaurants call themselves bar and grill!
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scullison1999
February 29, 2012 at 11:20 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I live indicator
Gordontrek
February 29, 2012 at 11:46 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Well, I’m from Huntsville. Close enough to the folks indicator. Or, as I would say it, I’m from Hauntsvul.
skips1965
February 29, 2012 at 12:16 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@MrMaikai777 Sorry to pop your bubble, but it IS Jeff Foxworthy.
looneybinboss1
February 29, 2012 at 12:28 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I grew up indicator! lol
JadMyDad
February 29, 2012 at 1:25 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
spell indian… “engine”
QUICKONIONWRINKLE
February 29, 2012 at 2:22 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@MrMaikai777 this is by far jeff foxworthy. the way he said, “this one scares my father in law” believe me its him
TheLitafan7
February 29, 2012 at 2:38 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
XD lmfao!!!
211irishman
February 29, 2012 at 3:18 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
It’s Jeff Foxworthy, it’s from some of his early stuff before he became famous called “Truckstop Comedy”. You used to only be able to find these in cassette tapes at big truckstops.
MrMaikai777
February 29, 2012 at 4:03 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
This is not Jeff Foxworthy, it’s Larry The Cable Guy!
darthba11er
February 29, 2012 at 4:44 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
is this Jeff?
I didn’t know he cursed.
I thought he was one of the last known comedians to have a clean act.
tthomaselli2
February 29, 2012 at 5:40 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
What album was this off of?
boomhauerfan1
February 29, 2012 at 6:34 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I’m going to Imbred High School ( Just joking LOL )
tiadaid
February 29, 2012 at 6:34 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@drumgoole9 It’s a gay joke.
drumgoole9
February 29, 2012 at 7:32 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i didnt get the indifferent joke :/
TheGameLover666
February 29, 2012 at 8:21 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
6 people go to buttpirate highschool
HamiltonPictures
February 29, 2012 at 8:44 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Justin Bieber went to butt pirate high school :p
whitneyv
February 29, 2012 at 9:05 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
he’s the best white comedian out there…..!
DBro222
February 29, 2012 at 9:20 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
he should have done the cowboys and engines joke lol
joshua97ify
February 29, 2012 at 10:18 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
if you are proud to be a redneck give me a thumbs up
thehappyhippyo0
February 29, 2012 at 11:07 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
indifferent…..LMAO
zyggiest
February 29, 2012 at 11:23 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Jeff’s a high tech redneck, he has an iphone app – Mobile redneck!
OBkid100
March 1, 2012 at 12:16 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
That last one was so wrong! Haha!
inuamaru
March 1, 2012 at 12:31 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
“hi my name is rex” lol
jesusisrisen7
March 1, 2012 at 12:44 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
roflmao
jesusisrisen7
March 1, 2012 at 12:49 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
rofl!!
kcdrew69
March 1, 2012 at 1:41 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
your best one yet, if even maybe ever. I love you guys. you really put it to the Right wing and Conservatives. You’re a hoot
EliteGhost001
March 1, 2012 at 2:09 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Well then:
Drunk men + loaded guns..
I think this problem will take care of itself eventualy. I wonder how the minds work of the people who think this up.
haffy78
March 1, 2012 at 2:10 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I think I’m dying of laughter right now I tell you what…
majixone77
March 1, 2012 at 2:13 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
He did not just say Wild Wild West LOL Man I love these guys
RudeBoiiBean
March 1, 2012 at 3:05 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
rednecks with guns= bad combination~
DeadFishFactory
March 1, 2012 at 3:34 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@hillbillyhatfield72 Holding a permit or not, drunk + firearm = disaster. A drunk driver is a drunk driver regardless if he has a license or not.
DeadFishFactory
March 1, 2012 at 3:53 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Guns are neat and all, but if you’re going to a place where you know you’ll get shitfaced, I doubt you’d want to bring a firearm with you.
And if you’re worried about people robbing the place and you need self-defense, then get your designated driver to pack heat.
CelestialEmbodiment
March 1, 2012 at 4:44 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
PIGS & REDNECKS—What’s the difference between a redneck and a pig? There are many differences. A pig is a farm animal and a redneck is a Human Being. Rednecks wear clothes; pigs do not. Pigs are butchered and eaten; rednecks are not. There are dozens of other differences too such as the ability to: read, attend school, smoke cigarettes, use flatware, collect stamps, drive automobiles, etc.
tanaanthony
March 1, 2012 at 5:14 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
funny as fuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BigOrangeTitan
March 1, 2012 at 5:48 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Governor Bredesen vetoed this bill on 5/19/10.
CoralChains
March 1, 2012 at 6:42 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
“In Tennessee there is no distinction between bars and restaurants.” This actually was a huge problem for bars, there’s a real problem in Tennessee where politicians bring their pastors with em when they write the laws… or process liquor licenses for that matter. I think recently this has been fixed though… about ten years too late.
tennessee226
March 1, 2012 at 7:11 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
makes tennessee look like rednecks. i lol’d. i am from near knoxville
TnSammy
March 1, 2012 at 7:46 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@mannymmv Learn the law before you bash it or you’re the one coming off like an idiot. ANY permit holder knows it’s STILL illegal (permit or not) to carry a gun when they are drinking. So the drunk permit holder walking into a bar scenario… not gonna happen. That’s drilled into your head when you take the class to get the permit. The people WITHOUT a permit are the ones you have to worry about.. and the reason *I* have a permit.
mannymmv
March 1, 2012 at 8:38 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
The thought of some fucking idiot drunk in a bar with a gun just because he has a permit,…Is beyond idiotic bordering on retarded thinking. Yea that person can be an outstanding upright moral person when he’s sober, BUT he can be a beligerant, stupid, mean Drunk when he’s under the influence of alcohol!!!!! And you want to make it ok for him to carry a gun in a BAR??? Why dont we just give grenades to monkees and put them in a Daycare Center full of kids,…Its just about the same thing.
leojdroffaws3
March 1, 2012 at 8:42 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@supernova901 btw guys without guns have no penises. just saying
jroxx11211
March 1, 2012 at 9:33 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i carry a gun legally in fl. and i go out for the day on my motorcycle, if i stop in a bar for a beer or a bite to eat, i should be able to legally carry, anywhere, any time. unfortunately in fl. your not allowed. im not talking about getting falling down drunk, just being social. i can carry at a picnic where everybody is getting wasted, but not in a bar. i dont think its balanced, im trained and certified and qualified to safely carry a weapon, it should be at my discretion.
supernova901
March 1, 2012 at 9:44 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
BTW, guys who need guns have small penises. Just sayin’.
supernova901
March 1, 2012 at 10:39 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I’m scared……
MamaDana420
March 1, 2012 at 10:44 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
wil’ wil’ west!
MamaDana420
March 1, 2012 at 11:23 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
wil’ wil’ west!
Rhondi8
March 1, 2012 at 11:50 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Jon Woo – Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
jpenn311
March 1, 2012 at 12:38 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Actually there are legal differences between bars and restaurants!Restaurants can only have a certain percentage of their sales in alcohol! Which is why you see some restaurants call themselves bar and grill!
john25226
March 1, 2012 at 12:47 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
man they are awesome Deo Vindice!!!
handmetheclip
March 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Just what we need. Redneck Cheech & Chong.
ewnjr
March 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
1:02 is the only funny part of this show… great beard though