Cledus T. Judd – Paycheck Woman (Lyrics)

“Paycheck Woman” * parody of “Redneck Woman” by Gretchen Wilson DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own the rights to this song. This Song belongs to Cledus T. Judd. Lyrics: Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife If your gonna lay around and sleep all day You better work third shift a night In a carpet mill or a truck stop Even if its for minimum wage Oh you can get yourself some pasties And get up there on that stage Now the Baptist look down on you But dont listen to their lip Cause you can dance neked on a big brass poll As long as youre making tips Cause I want a paycheck woman dont want no welfare broad All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all a job You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home You cant sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day long So heres to all my brothers out there pulling down OT Ah let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah) Employee discounts, well their real nice I hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart can get fishing lures half price Aint that sexy really sexy when a woman saves money And what really turns me on is a two income family So even if its part time bagging groceries at the store You better get out there and punch that clock Cause Im sick of being poor Cause I want a paycheck woman dont want no welfare broad All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all a job You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home You cant lay there eating Bon Bons while I work hard …