Following our nerdly nerding of our situation, we move on to the next phase! Action! Juice! Crazygeek juices up enough to recruit a third layer of subcommander, namely, Ralf! While Ralf juices up, a great deal of our drugdealers are harassed by the police. Only ONE of them gets caught. Predictably, it is Bob Dole. ShadowLuigi gets beat up by rednecks and Ralf gets shot. He doesn’t care!
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Darthpathfinder
January 21, 2013 at 12:38 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
That would help to make his squad grow faster in the long run.
Galliun
January 21, 2013 at 1:34 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Wow lol people actually downvoted my comment? It was obviously a joke. I would say that you, in fact, did not understand. Also, no need for the insult, buddy. Chill.
notcomparing63
January 21, 2013 at 2:11 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
You don’t understand idiot.
ofthefog
January 21, 2013 at 2:37 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Teenagers carry juice boxes? Yeah, thats right they do.
Smoremaster
January 21, 2013 at 2:40 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
kill drugees (and smoke their pot) its fun!
jakedog4751
January 21, 2013 at 3:34 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Nice dress Crazy lol
Nikolai Sinkov
January 21, 2013 at 4:28 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Plus, good gun skills! killing innocents FTW!
3halfshadows
January 21, 2013 at 4:36 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i like how everyone is suggesting killing people
MWaser
January 21, 2013 at 4:42 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I’m talking about the game…
Galliun
January 21, 2013 at 5:20 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Killing teenagers in slums is totally legal, yeah. I’m sure the FBI would like to have a word with you, buddy.
MWaser
January 21, 2013 at 5:38 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
why don’t you kill teenagers in slums to get juice? It’s legal and gives you a lot of it.
Deeack
January 21, 2013 at 6:05 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
If Cap’n Laser has any leadership skill, you could get him to teach your second in commands to up their leadership skills, which in turn will let them recruit more people!
erendorable
January 21, 2013 at 6:33 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I think when it comes to running away, it’s Agility that matters most. Street sense is more a ‘don’t get caught in the first place’, maybe?
Just based on my own experiences of an ‘expendable’ 15 year old who had so much agility they never got caught and ended up my leader.
Galliun
January 21, 2013 at 7:27 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Ralf wasn’t shot, I was shot! A puny shotgun blast to the leg ain’t nothing, I’ll just walk it off.