Ahhhh, nothing quite like a nice malt beverage before noon. This one however, tasted like it came out of an ass factory, so I would suggest you stick to your other morning malt beverage of choice. I think one of the funniest images I have ever see has come out of this tea bagger nonsense. Take some time to look at the tea baggers, and their signs/clothes/props.
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VarmitCoyote
October 11, 2012 at 9:31 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Wow…this video scared me at the beginning for how much it reminded me of…me. It’s all the FourLoko’s fault though, I’m sure.
PianoForteAndrew
October 11, 2012 at 9:48 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I wish they would do those things to you, as many of them do not pay their fair share of taxes, but that is because the free market is not really free. The government, which you have trusted to redistribute their taxes gives them tax breaks, and continually subsidises whichever corporation paid their campaign dues. It’s gotten so you won’t be able to fuck the hand of capitalism without also fucking the hand the government. The two go… hand in hand. YEEEEEAAAAHH.
PianoForteAndrew
October 11, 2012 at 10:44 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
The metal for your nose ring.
The Aluminum Can and the liquid inside.
The Glasses on your face.
The shirt on your back.
The razor you use to trim your beard.
The lighter.
The cigarette lighted.
The house you live in.
The bed you oversleep in.
The camera you use to record your face.
The computer you connect to the internet on.
The website you upload your videos to.
Business and capitalism made these for you to buy/use at a low price.
Please do not bite the hand that feeds you.
shmuli9
October 11, 2012 at 10:46 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Yes, it’s QUITE annoying (but typical) to say something EXTREMELY irritating but then after that, expecting the other person to ‘stop talking’ (apparently the concept of ‘alpha dog’ is alive and well). And I don’t know if you’re a redneck or not. Those things said, MOST ‘teabaggers’ who yell their way onto the TEEvee do seem to be kind of uninformed, rather like parrots who can say ‘Polly wants a cracker’ but have NO idea what they are saying, other than it imitates human speech.
colourmegone
October 11, 2012 at 11:00 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
It seems that the TBaggers are the American people after all…
Rockyj2
October 11, 2012 at 11:55 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Cool! let those Tea Baggers have it!
conroyalby
October 11, 2012 at 12:32 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Please! You don’t know jack shit. Corporate fascism is what we have in this country. Both parties are bought and paid for. I will say this though, even though the tea party movement was partly hijacked by republicans. At least the had the balls to stand up and say enough big tax and spend corporate suck up goverment. Someone has to do it! I don’t see this jack hole doing anything of any value.
omegaheartless
October 11, 2012 at 1:12 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
wait wait wait what? Energy Drink + Alcohol + Coffee? oh shit!
theoctopusbattle
October 11, 2012 at 1:57 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Yeah, the daysleeping man-boy with a nosering and a shit stain beard drinking an energy beer knows what he’s talking about.
Unfortunately your historical perspective and knowledge relative to how government works at its most basic level is far far far below your need for attention. Keep trying. Maybe if you talk more about beer or jerking off or star wars or something you won’t sound like a complete bafoon, well at least not a shockingly ill informed bafoon.
TheyHearUsNow
October 11, 2012 at 2:28 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I will make a response video to this video you jerk.
ftsmallwood
October 11, 2012 at 3:18 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Follow this link to discuss this video
justin.tv/ftsmallwood#/w/518504576
mistertakeda
October 11, 2012 at 3:31 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Suck it, redneck.
javgunner23
October 11, 2012 at 3:47 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Name calling and blind allegiance to your ideals don’t make me wrong. You simply assume since we disagree that I’m a redneck and that I have a shitty job. Nice touch with the “that is all” sign-off, like you just totally rocked my naive, country-bumpkin world. Oh, I’m so in awe of your genius and magnificence! I can’t disagree with you when you make such compelling, empirically based statements such as, “Universal health care is GOOD,” or that I should “learn to constitution”.
mistertakeda
October 11, 2012 at 4:20 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
You weren’t offered the right to pursue happiness, you douche. Learn to constitution. Or are you one of those raving asslords that goes around confusing the founding fathers’ personal musing with federal law?
p.s. Universal health care is GOOD. When your redneck ass ends up in the hospital, and your shitty job fires you because you can’t work, you will be thankful you have it.
That is all.
MasterAdam100
October 11, 2012 at 5:12 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Remember. “When Fascism come to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.”
PunkysDilema1970
October 11, 2012 at 6:04 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
MAN, THOSE BOOGER JEWELS ARE MOST OBNOXIOUS. . . ANYWAY THE TEA PARTY IS EVEN MORE OBNOXIOUS. . AND THAT’S PRETTY BAD.
javgunner23
October 11, 2012 at 6:44 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
7:14 – This country never offered a right to be healthy, save protecting people from criminal harm. People were offered the right to many things, even pursuit of happiness, but never free health care. People want free health care because we have become a welfare society, and a culture of entitlement. Medical insurance is a privilege, not a right. It began as a job perk by corporations. If free health care was a core principal of this country, we wouldn’t have just recently attained it.
cldump
October 11, 2012 at 7:34 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Hey dumb fuck you don’t even know what a sound stage is ..
cldump
October 11, 2012 at 8:16 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Tea party people are not exclusively republican you fucking idiot.
RyuDarragh
October 11, 2012 at 8:25 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Here’s a very non PC, but very correct (you can look it up) definition of a “teabagger” – “One who drapes or otherwise lays a male scrotum, either his own or an animals, on the head or face of another person, or otherwise causes the appearance of this act on some icon or emblem, with the intent to cause embarressment, humiliation or consternation.” – sounds like these folks. I do not see them pounding Wall Street for it’s bad behaviour, which is what the original Bostonians would have done.
DKPrepper
October 11, 2012 at 8:36 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Hey Meridan, do you know what the 3 most important issues are to the Tea Party and why those 3 biggest issues make them “idiot mother fuckers” Please enlighten us.
jazzfan5000
October 11, 2012 at 8:57 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Well, why don’t you enlighten us?
julzabro
October 11, 2012 at 9:44 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Well said!
ConservativeHealth
October 11, 2012 at 10:06 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Republican Prayer:
The path of the conservative man is beset on all sides by the egalitarianism of liberal men. Blessed is he who, in the name of free markets, shepherds the wealthy through the valley of the financial crisis. For he is truly his CEO’s keeper and the protector of unimaginable profits. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to place regulations on big business. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
OrganNLou
October 11, 2012 at 10:35 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
What about the Chicken Lady? (Sue Lowden) What a freaky lady! The Repubs have lost their minds!